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Gift Wrapping - Granddad Jack's Craft Distillery
Too Busy for Bullshit Tee ... $50.00
An absolute OG from the beginning, the "Too Busy for Bulls**t & Too Tipsy to Care" tee embodies the original Granddad Jack's motto in bold style. Designed in-house and printed locally, it’s got that touch of authenticity and irreverence we’ve stood by since day one. Crafted from premium 100% carded cotton with a mid-weight of 200 GSM, this tee is built to last and age like your favourite drink. Featuring a regular fit, it’s comfortable enough for those laid-back moments without losing an ounce of style. Key details like neck ribbing, double needle hems, and shoulder-to-shoulder tape ensure it’s as durable as it is iconic. Plus, it’s preshrunk to keep it fitting just the way you like, wear after wear. The Specifics: Gender: Unisex Tee Colour: Black Fit: Regular Material: 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose) Weight: Mid-weight, 200 GSM, 20-singles Details: Neck ribbing, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage The male model stands 6ft tall, wearing a size X-Large. This tee is your ultimate go-to staple, whether you’re out doing what you love or just kicking back with a cold one, it’s a vibe you’ll want to wear again and again. Because life’s too short for nonsense and cheap T-shirts. Soft cotton, tough attitude, made to outlast the hangover. Note: Model not included, but may be available for additional price. 
Granddad Jack's Classic Te... $40.00
Granddad Jack's Classic Tee Granddad Jack believed in things that were made right and built to last. He wasn't one for flashy nonsense, just honest, dependable quality you could count on. That’s the spirit we’ve stitched into this classic tee. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a nod to doing things the proper way. Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee has that comfortable, lived-in feel from the moment you first put it on. It’s a straightforward, timeless piece, designed for everyday wear, whether you’re sharing a yarn with mates or enjoying a quiet drink at home. It’s simple, it’s honest, and it’s made to be worn well. This is the perfect staple for anyone who appreciates quality that speaks for itself. Add it to a bottle to make a gift complete, or grab one for yourself. It’s a classic for a reason. Made for all-day comfort, with a fit that feels just right. Wear it with pride. Available in sleek Black or Green, this tee features a clean logo print on both the front pocket and back, making a bold yet minimal statement. Locally printed on premium quality cotton, it’s designed to blend comfort with durability. The Specifics: Gender: Unisex Tee Colour: Black, Green Fit: Regular Material: 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose) Weight: Mid-weight, 200 GSM, 20-singles Details: Neck ribbing, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage This tee is built for lasting wear and all-day comfort without compromising on style. The male model is 6ft tall and wears an X-Large. It’s more than just a t-shirt—it's a staple for any wardrobe, ready to be worn on repeat. Note: Model not included, but may be available for a price. 
No Half-Assery Tee (Unisex) $40.00
Granddad Jack had a simple rule: if a job's worth doing, it’s worth doing right. He never did things by halves, and he didn’t have much time for those who did. This shirt is for the ones who live by that same code. This isn’t just another tee. It’s for the makers, the doers, and the full-assers. Made from heavyweight cotton with a bold print and zero fluff, it’s a shirt that works as hard as you do. It’s built to last, just like everything we stand for. Whether you're buying it for someone who gives it their all or someone who needs a good reminder, this is more than just fabric and ink. It's a statement. A perfect add-on to a bottle or a gift for the person in your life who knows that good things come to those who go all-in. Built tough for a comfortable, durable fit that lasts with a straightforward message for those who get things done. The Specifics: Gender: Unisex Tee Colour: Black Fit: Regular Material: 100% carded cotton (marles 15% viscose) Weight: Mid-weight, 200 GSM, 20-singles Details: Neck ribbing, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage The male model stands 175cm tall, wearing a size X-Large. Because life’s too short for nonsense and cheap T-shirts. Soft cotton, tough attitude, made to outlast the hangover. Note: Model not included, but may be available for additional price. 
Granddad Jack's Logo Cap $35.00
  Granddad Jack wasn't one for sitting still. He was always outdoors, fixing something or telling a story on the front step. He knew the value of a good cap, one that keeps the sun off your face and the message clear. This cap is made in that same spirit. It has a soft, worn-in fit from the very first wear, and like any good story, it only gets better with time. It’s a straightforward, no-nonsense bit of gear for the person who’d rather be outside than in. It’s the kind of thing you can rely on. Pair it with a bottle for the mate who's always outdoors or wrap it up for someone who appreciates things that are built to last. It’s a simple, honest cap for people who live a full-hearted life. Comfortable from day one, like you’ve owned it for years. Each cap is thoughtfully embroidered locally using premium quality cotton, ensuring a superior finish that proudly represents Granddad Jack's legacy. This cap features a bold, high-profile snapback with a flat peak, blending timeless style with modern functionality. Made with a mid-weight 100% cotton front and peak, paired with a breathable 100% polyester mesh back for reliable comfort in any setting. Includes a plastic snapback closure and a tonal under-peak lining, offering a customisable fit for all-day wear. Designed to be a versatile companion, whether you're making memories outdoors or embracing your busiest days.
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Granddad Jack's Sunnies $8.00
Granddad Jack spent most of his days outdoors, and he knew a thing or two about beating the sun's glare. He wasn't one for fancy things, but he appreciated gear that did its job and had a bit of character. These sunnies are made in that same spirit. Get shady with these classic black shades, designed for anyone who appreciates a bit of sun and a good story. They’re straightforward, stylish, and perfect for repping your favourite distillery, whether you're at the beach, behind the wheel, or just enjoying a drink on the deck. They do the job, keep you looking sharp, and carry a piece of the Granddad Jack's attitude. Trust us, Granddad Jack knows best. Grab a pair for yourself or gift them to a mate who enjoys the sunny side of life.
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Buy 1, Gift 1. Get a Free 200ml bottle with every 500ml purchase.
Spend $120, we’ll cover shipping. Spend $150, we’ll get it there faster.
Buy 1, Gift 1. Get a Free 200ml bottle with every 500ml purchase.
Spend $120, we’ll cover shipping. Spend $150, we’ll get it there faster.

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